A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Any
Anyone who says he can see through women is missin
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a c
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like f
Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to
Don't look now but there is one man to many in thi
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot b
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they nev
How do you feel about women's rights ? I like eith
I could dance with you until the cows come home! O
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under ad
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts peop
I must say that I find television very educational
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be gl
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extr
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eye
If I held you any closer I would be on the other s
It is better to have loft and lost than to never h
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this w
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military justice is to justice what military music
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Ins
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, findin
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's hono
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put 'Emily, I
She got her good looks from her father. He's a pla
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if
There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banan
Time wounds all heels.
We took pictures of the native girls, but they wer
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to lo
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterit
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact
Why you are one of the most beautiful women I have
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Yes darling let me cover your face with kisses. O
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I
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A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Any
Anyone who says he can see through women is missin
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a c
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like f
Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to
Don't look now but there is one man to many in thi
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot b
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they nev
How do you feel about women's rights ? I like eith
I could dance with you until the cows come home! O
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under ad
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts peop
I must say that I find television very educational
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be gl
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extr
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eye
If I held you any closer I would be on the other s
It is better to have loft and lost than to never h
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this w
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military justice is to justice what military music
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Ins
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, findin
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's hono
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put 'Emily, I
She got her good looks from her father. He's a pla
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if
There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banan
Time wounds all heels.
We took pictures of the native girls, but they wer
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to lo
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterit
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact
Why you are one of the most beautiful women I have
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Yes darling let me cover your face with kisses. O
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I
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A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
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A man is as young as the woman he feels.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
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Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
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Don't look now but there is one man to many in this room and I think it's you!
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
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How do you feel about women's rights ? I like either side of them.
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I could dance with you until the cows come home! On second thoughts I would rather dance with the cows till you come home.
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions-the curtain was up.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
- Groucho Marx
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- Groucho Marx
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
- Groucho Marx
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got into my pajamas I don't know.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
- Groucho Marx
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.
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She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if you can fake that, you've got it made.
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook.
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Time wounds all heels.
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We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
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When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face, that's the price she has to pay.
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
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Why you are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen and that's not saying much for you.
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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Yes darling let me cover your face with kisses. On second thoughts just let me cover your face.
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
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You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
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